Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Good Heavens, You Boys! Blue Blooded Murder of the English Tongue!


(Picture: The brilliant Monty Python comedians in "The Ministry of Silly Walks. If you have any self respect you will youtube this video now.)

Today, while not listening to my history teacher's trivial blabber, it was revealed to me in a vision that I was to make a list of all the British words and phrases I could summon in that hour. Most of these are inspired/stolen from Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, various BBC movies, Peter Pan, and the Harry Potter Song. Enjoy!
(Note: If any british people are reading this: I am sorry to offend you. But it's so much bloody fun!!)

Pip pip!
What what?
Spit spot! Alert the corgi!
Cheerio!
Mate
Git
Prat
Bloody
Eh?
"Ni!"
Pint
Don't go and get your knickers in a twist!
Deuce
'Arry Potter!
Rubbish
Cricket!
"You're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
Crumpets
Tartan
Bowler hat
"Uh oh! God save the Queen!"
"No, that is not a boat, that is Queen Victoria!"
"By jove!"
Cracking!
"Jolly good!"
Pompous
"Marvelous! Absolutely spiffing!"
Blighter
Monocle
"Merlin's Beard!"
"Jumpin gargoyles!"
"Simply splendid to see you, old boy!"
Ello!
"Ello guvnah!"
"Sir, please dismount the banistster."
"Odds, bobs, hammers and tongs!"
"Bangers and mash. Bubbles and squeak. Smoked eel pie!"
Haggis
Trousers
Walkies!
"Ah, well, it's no use prevaricating about the bush... "
"The bounce has gone from his bungee."
Gerroff
"Fugitive, ay? You'll be hunted down like... well, a dog."
"We've forgotten the crackers!"
"Kiss me arrtechoke!"
"That was bloody brilliant!"
"A little less noise there, a little less noise!"

*Bows, curtsies* Thank you! Oh thank you! This has been a splendid old time! Thank you! If you would like to hear the bloody brilliant "Harry Potter Song", simply place this address
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTzKx9HfO0g
into the browser of your choice.
Don't forget to drink your tea! And eat lapel popping amounts of crumpets! G'day sir!

5 comments:

  1. Cheers, mate! This is brills! Love it.

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  2. As a brit, I simply must say the 'Deuce' is quite obviously french, but apart from that, "bloody well done"

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  3. I say, rather spiffin', what what!!

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  4. BALDERDASH AND PIFFLE SIR!!

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