AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I am willing to pay a hit man...TO PLACE A BURLAP SACK OVER THE UNRULY HEAD OF MY WRITERS BLOCK AND PITCH IT INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE CASPIAN SEA AHHHHH!!!!!
*pant pant pant pant*
Really though. If you want to try your hand at hit manning, call me. This could be your lucky break.
Anyhow, I apologize to my multitudes of admirers that have been neglected. I shan't abandon you for such an excessive amount of time again. Wait, no, I lied. I will be abandoning you. Forever. Unless, of course, my bleedin' writer's block suddenly turns into a stroke of wordsmith's genius and I can take up my pen once more without bursting into defeatist tears. *sniff*
So, until that fateful day, enjoy this sneezing baby panda.
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