Thought #1: Blahhhhh....
Thought #2: Blahhh to the 1000000000000000000000000th power.
#3: Blah I am wasting so much time on MLIA. I should be finished with Jane Eyre by now, dang it!!
4: So hungry, but too lazy to get up and make something of myself.
5: I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas...
6: Nothing but a hippopotamus will do...
7: Why can't I remember the name to that dang Feist song? And why won't my ipod won't tell me?
8: Why does Nsync suck so very badly?
9: Why am I listening to Nsync?
10: Note to self: Devise slightly heinous master plan to rid the world of all Nsync rubbish. And Miley Cyrus.
11: We are sick, we are sick, we are sick sick sick...
12: MARIA! MAAAAAAAARIA!!!! Maria, say it loud and there's music playing....
13: How do you solve a problem like Maria...
14: Why was Marie Antoinette guillotined?
15: Guillotine is such a funny word. Like pudding. Or oi.
16: Oi with the poodles already!
17: If your out on the road (doo doo do doo doo) feeling lonely and so cold (doo doo do doo doo)
18: Doo do doo doo do do do do do do doo doo! (Charlie Brown)
18: Charlie Brown! To the left! Take it back now ya'll! One hop this time!
19: Well, you can rock it you can roll it, you can stop and you can stroll it at the hop. When the record starts spinnin' You chalypso when you chicken at the hop. Do the dance sensation that is sweepin' the nation at the hop!
Ah, let's go to the hop
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop, (oh baby)
Let's go to the hop
Come on, let's go to the hop
19: Pop goes my heart! (pop goes my heart)
20: Hugh Grant Hugh Grant Hugh Grant...
21: I wonder what Hugh Grant is doing right now....probably something awesome. Like watching Pokemon or bungie jumping.
23: I'm Julia Child! Bon Appetit!
24: When is Julie & Julia coming out on DVD, Dan Radcliffe it?!!!
25: Nap time.......
One nap later.
26: Woah. I dream weird when I'm sick. I didn't know that alcohol-less vodka existed. Even in dreamland! Or that Jacob's girlfriend had 10 crates of it. Or that Jacob likes to call Liz his Blue Baboo......
27: Must. Eat. Now.
28: I wonder when the government will legalize marriage to chicken enchiladas...Or are these turkey enchiladas? I can never tell what I'm REALLY eating when Thanksgiving comes around.
29: Ok, drinking 2 quarts of orange juice was not my most brilliant idea. *whimper*
30: Ooh! I have neglected my fans. They must be on tenterhooks waiting for me! *blogs*
I'm suing for the copyright infringement of "Blue Baboo." No hard feelings.
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ReplyDeleteI'll repost what I deleted, just to make it look like you have three comments on this blog post, when really it's just two.
ReplyDeleteLook at this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8rHkmB2KmM
She's brilliant!
I'm his Blue Baboo!!!! Blue Baboooooooooo!!!
ReplyDeleteJacob, did you tell your sister about the crates of alcohol-less vodka? That was supposed to be a surprise.
I'm sorry you're not feeling so well, Laura. But I'm glad you share your thoughts about it on the internet, so that I can giggle at work at 9:41 in the morning.
Also, when Jacob says that I'm brilliant, I think he means that I'm impatient with fake nails. He's the one who's brilliant. It must run in his family or something.
Oh, stop it. Your making me blush. ^_^
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