To defeat the huns....UH!!!
Well hey there! Thanks for droppin by. You have just clicked onto magical ground. No, this isn't Narnia, but is, however, the next best thing.
Sorry, excuse the pathetic attempt at a humorous intro. The chief is dangerously low on ice cream. And sanity. Stick around and she might just recuperate. Maybe. Probably not....
Right, so for those of you who have no idea in the holy name of crap of who I am, I happen to be the world renowned Laura Chapman. You have permission to bask in my glow. Right, enough worship for one evening.
So: the ultimate question. Why is a nice, amiable, not-so-respectable, 14 year old girl like myself blogging like a spinster because she just made one toilet cozy too many and has nothing else to do? Long story short, my school's first trimester (yes, trimester) is over, which means my high school journalism career has come to a shuddering halt, and I can't stand to loose my mystic touch, so this bloggifying is my only outlet. *Sigh*. So, in order to keep my writing in ship-shape, (and to keep from falling into the dark and dingy abyss of aspiring Stephenie Meyers) you are the lucky victim of my ruthless, eternal babbling. Huzzah! Drinks all around!
While you're a-sippin your pint, shot, Shirley Temple, what have you, let's get to know each other, eh?
What I'm drinking: a combination of mylifeisaverage.com, Jane Eyre (and ze other classics), Gilmore Girls, fantastic movies, journalistic memories, all brewed together with Ingrid Michaelson and 1/4 cup of cheer. And boy does it taste fine!
I'm usually not so awkward at conclusions. And I'm usually not this concieted-sounding either. Hmm..ah! The perfect antidote!
Pick your favorite tune, and join me in the Hogwarts Song!!!
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
"Ah music. A magic far beyond all we do here."
-Albus Dumbledore
The End of a rather pathetic first blog post.
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My name is Liz and I'm dating your brother and I've just added you to my own blog-roll because I dig this post and think you're a brilliant writer and I dig Gilmore Girls and mylifeisaverage.com and Ingrid Michaelson and books which means that in my book you are awesome. And your blog is too.
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