Word Beyond Measure is Man's Greatest Treasure

Snelgrove: [referring to The Count of Monte Cristo] So, then we find out that Madame Danglars and Lucien are LOVERS!

Class catcalls and "Oooh"s.

Kid: Wait, isn't Lucien the one who does Madame Danglars' stocks?

Snelgrove: That's one way of putting it.

The class sits in absolute silence for about three seconds, stunned. Then the entire room is erupts into laughter, while Snelgrove's jaw drops and his face grows red.


Snelgrove: (Grabs textbook on desk, closes it, then points at it) THAT is a closed book!!

On me mind...

The Top Fifteen Films Extravaganza

The challenge: List the top fifteen movies that have influenced and "stuck with you" over the years.
Sounds simple, right?
Ooooh no. -chuckles- Naive child.
This must be done without looking at your shelves and/or lists of any kind.
MWAHAHAHA! Ok here goes.

In no particular order...

1. Finding Neverland
2. Julie and Julia
3. Breakfast at Tiffany's
4. An Affair to Remember
5. Pride and Prejudice
6. The Princess Bride
7. Singin' in the Rain
8. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
9. The Hobart Shakespeareans
10. Annie
11. What's Up Doc?
12. Sense and Sensibility
13. Dan in Real Life
14. Jane Eyre
15. Sabrina

Awlright, awlright! Not bad! Not bad at all. I only had to cheat on one! Or two...orfour. But what do numbers even mean nowadays?